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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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