- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A dancer walks into a barre

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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