Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Major League Soccer

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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