Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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