What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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