- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

The cream, it is coming

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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