- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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