- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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