- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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