- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Bryson got a concussion...he died

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Pianos.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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