Waseem is a hard worker.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Sam Hengal.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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