A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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PICKLES

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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