- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Pianos.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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