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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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