BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What comes after 69? mouthwash

mitchell palmer sucks

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Yo Mama just died.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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