- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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