- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

the NAACP

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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