Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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