- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Jack Stevens

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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