Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Chicken

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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