why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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