How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Katy Perry

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

You had better thumbs up this post.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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