- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

I have aids

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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