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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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