A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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