There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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