- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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