Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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