Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why so serious ?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your so gay, that you like men!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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