What is life? Paul.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Bitch

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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