- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A hill billy went fishing

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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