- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

FUCK THE JEWS

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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