- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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