how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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eat a hot dog

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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