What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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