Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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eat a hot dog

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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