What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

An anti-joke

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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