Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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