- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

FUCK THE JEWS

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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