- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Knock, Knock Come in

Why can't jokes spit?

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