what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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I am very humble.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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