- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

[Set up] [No punch line]

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Justin Bieber.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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