- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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here's a joke... the american education society

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Stop procrastinating.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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