How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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