Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call an blank test? an F

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

No soap radio

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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