Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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