Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Go away still nothing to see

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Make me famous

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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