- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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