Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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