- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

I enjoy Popcorn

No your aunties a joke

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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