- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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