- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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