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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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