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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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