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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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