How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Nickelback

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

the game

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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