whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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I don't get it

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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