- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Connor is homosexuaI

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

don't just stand there

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

anti jokes are really funny

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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