- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Knock knock. Its open.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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