How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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