- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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