A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Knock knock It's open, come in

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

miha kako si?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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