- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

No soap radio

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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