Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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