- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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