I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, yup.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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