- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

So a baby seal walks into a club

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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