- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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