- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Women

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

homosexual

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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