- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Ehh

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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