What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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