- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

miha kako si?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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