- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

This sentence is a lie.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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