How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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