i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Dumbledore dies.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Fine, ladies first.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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