There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Anti Joke

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