Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Once upon a time, The end.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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