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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Dance is a sport

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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