What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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