- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's big and purple? Barney

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock.

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