Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Knock knock come in.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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