- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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