- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Kys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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