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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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