- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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