What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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