Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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