- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

whats green and slimy? green slim

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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