If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Sarah Palin

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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