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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's big and purple? Barney

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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