okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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