An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Anti Joke

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