Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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