- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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