Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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