- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

why girl die cancer

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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