Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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