What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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