Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What? Huh?

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Anti Joke

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