- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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