Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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