- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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