- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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