- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How would you rule?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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