- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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